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Don't Even Try The 'I Drive a Dodge Stratus' Line

03/28/2007
You just hate to see families argue like that.

Especially when the girl is in a bathing suit. And her dad looks so ominous. And it was right after what was probably the biggest moment in her life. And it was on television. And the police got involved. And it has been seen now by millions and millions of people.

All of those, I think, are factors in that young lady not having a very good day.

That's just hard to watch. I don't know why the lecherous old bastard won't just leave her alone ... she's clearly not too thrilled with him at the moment. It almost seems like he was desperate to get her to hug him on camera, so the world would think he's not a giant toolbox.

I don't think it worked, though. I can't speak for the whole world, but ... I definitely think he's a giant toolbox.

Oh, and the headline, by the way, for those of you who don't get it ... is a reference to a classic old Will Ferrell SNL skit that NBC's taken off of YouTube because they hate laughter and smiles.

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